Rare Sighting of a Giant Pacific Sea Horse

Accoutrements Horse Head Mask

This horse head mask imbues the wearer with super-human abilities. The power to make everyone around you feel akward and uncomfortable being first among them. After wearing the mask for several days my identity was consumed and replaced. There is only the horse now. Best purchase I ever made. 

Ever since I bought this, I've grown much taller. The horse ears do make you look taller, but the Sigil Stones located in the eyes bring forth special magics from their own daedric plane of Oblivion, which is what made me 3 inches taller. Being magical horse eyes, growing 4 inches taller does have some setbacks; for example, every week I must sacrifice 3 of my finest heifers to Lucifer over a fire fueled by bath salts and cedar wood. 

But, growing 5 inches taller in the past few weeks was definitely worth it; Girls at school have definitely started noticing me much more when I wear it (it's the magic for sure). Now I'm 1/2 a foot taller since I got it, praise Mehrunes Dagon, and my life is great.

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